|Four Limericks (two rude, two not)|
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One old priest from the County of Kent
Was as they call it sexually bent,
But his Bishop was worse:
He was shagging his horse,
So the priest felt no need to repent.
There was once a Grand Duchess of Nice
Who would frequently call up Police
To report that her snatch
Now is not up to much
Beside dribbling all over her knees.
One quick-witted accountant from Edzell
Was a right virtuoso on Excel,
And fearless enough
To face a cheese-puff
But was morbidly scared by a pretzel.
There was once a cute puppy from Italy
Who could wag his short tail very sweetly;
But you had to be gallant
And admire this talent,
Otherwise he’d complain rather bitterly.