|Six Limericks (mostly rude)|
Автор: Slav Раздел: На иных языках
One adventurous rent-boy from Greece,
Having fucked an old paedo in Nice,
Said 'I am quite a sucker
For juicy mоussaka'
To which Paedo replied 'Quel surprise!'
There was an old man of Dunlapie,
Who would often wear nought but a nappy,
He'd be jolly and nice
Whilst in it, otherwise
He was grumpy, obnoctious and snappy.
There is an old queen of Balmoral
Whose rhyming is deeply immoral;
Should one mention AGA
He'd scream at once 'Bugger!'
(Even though he'd much rather it's oral.)
There was a New Russian from Pskov
Who sufferred from dry chesty cough;
At an opera bash
Neighbours asked him to hush,
He politely asked them to «fuc…koff…».
Oligarh from the borough of Chelsea
Once referred to his status as 'velsi'.
And when told how to utter
Replied: Dazn't matter
For as long as it rimes viz ze 'helsi'!
Said Poor Poet from district of Soho,
Having read verse by R. Garioch: 'Oh,
What a fright! What a dread!!
What a wank!!!..' then re-read
And concluded: 'Но в целом – неплохо'.
|Автор: Поляк - 15-Mar-06 04:45|
|Автор: Геннадий Казакевич - 16-Mar-06 03:56|
|Жил да был литератор в России.|
По-английски ругаясь красиво,
К неприличным словам
И таким же стихам
Свою склонность он скрыть был бессилен.